You Know You're an AF when...

You don't sweat, you percolate

People can test batteries in your ears

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny

You can type 60 words a minute with your feet

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation”

You have Civony as your screensaver

You can power your computer without cables

You answer to your Character name faster than your real name.

You've decided you won't go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'

You're laughing at these knowing at least 1/2 are true about you.

You do not sleep, you enter powersaving mode.

When you attack a Level 4 NPC city and you lose most of your troops.